Friday, December 28, 2012

Dogs Better for Women than God

Women get the short end of the stick in orgainzed religions such as Judaism, Christianity and Islam.  According to all three religions, it was one woman -- Eve -- that caused the "fall" of her entire species and sentenced them to an eternity in hell by a perfectly loving God.  Because of Eve, it has been acceptable for women to suffer.

Because of the Fall (which never has been proven to happen) women cannot even rise to the highest levels of powers within the very insititution that hates them -- religion. 

Now, let's look to how dogs treat women.  Dogs are companions, guardians, co-workers, confidants and literal life savers.  For example, dogs have been successfully trained to detect ovarian cancer in the urine of affected women.  The dogs are able to tell if a woman has cancer long before and conventional medical tests can or before any symptoms set in.

Accoding to the Fall, it was Satan in the form of a serpent that convinced Eve to eat the forbidden fruit.  In real life, women do not have to fear serpents when they are accompanyed by a faithful dog.  One such dog is a black Lab named Dante that saved his owner from a venomous snake.  Dante (pictured) nearly died from snake bites. There's proof that this story happened -- unlike the Fall.

And dogs do this all without telling women that they will go to hell for eating fruit.  Meanwhile, God does nothing (because God never existed.)



Sunday, December 9, 2012

3 Images of Dogs Being Better Than God




Need visual proof that any dog is better than any God?  Then this is the place for you.  Open your mind and fasten your eyes on this trinity of divine dog images.  I was going to do 10 images, but I have a short attention span.  So here you go.

In the first image, we see that dogs get along with other species without worrying about spending too much time with soulless animals.

The dog in the second photo saved a baby from a certain death while God did nothing. The dog was later named Mkombozi or "Savior."

I don't know the story behind the dog in the third image, but I'm, not sure we really want to know. I have to go feed my dogs now.